Room 407, Thursday Night

[thatsamilkshake]

What's worse than naked? Spandex. No, seriously. Spandex with no ice cream. Spandex with boys being weird. Spandex that won't come off and also is confusing and troubling and tiny and blonde and now there needs to be a boy. Right now.

What's better than naked? To be honest, as Merlin hurried her across the hall and into his room Francine was having a hard time coming up (dirty) with an answer to that. ...Or maybe Merlin was just happy to see her.

[OOC: Ahem. See mood.]

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[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"Hello," Merlin managed to croak out. Really she ought to be pleased he could managed beyond 'warm' and 'soft'.

[thatsamilkshake]

Really he ought to be pleased she could manage to hold up the condom and not gibber, when she was sprawled across a place where only the warm part of that applied.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Yes.

That.

"Ithinkweshouldstartnow."

[thatsamilkshake]

"Holy heck, yes." This weekend might not be the best time to make that trip to church you promised God, Francie. "Do you. Um." No stalling out no stalling out no stalling out no stalling out.

And her hormones just laughed and laaaaaaaaaughed at her. Stupid hormones.

"Do you want me to?" With a single and possibly unfortunate-looking jerk of the condom-holding hand.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin was a bit busy trying to picture that when his brain sort of fizzled out. "You could..."

[thatsamilkshake]

In a few days, there'd be so much '...WHAT?' at herself that you might think she was someone else who liked to use that phrase when confronted with brain-breakage, but right now there was just I can do this I can do this really I can do this NOW please NOW.

She'd have to actually sit up to manage the NOW please NOW though. And then, you know. Look.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin swallowed, also looking down at the problem. "Have you--I mean, I did with a banana once..."

[thatsamilkshake]

Forgive her if there were staring issues. Not at his face. "...Well, no. I've seen someone do it with a banana..." That she had no idea what she'd just said shouldn't be a surprise by now. "Online. There was a video."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"You just, um." Merlin reached for the condom as well. "Roll it down, I believe."

[thatsamilkshake]

Wait, he wanted her to transfer a small, currently valuable item a couple of centimeters from one hand to another without something terrible happening to it? What planet was he on? She kept hold of it. "I...okay."

You had to kind of aim it, right? She held it between her fingers like a coin, and...aimed.

Using two hands might be better, Francine.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin bit his lip to keep from making any noises. Because--hello there hand. How are you?

He was fabulous now.

[thatsamilkshake]

Using two hands would really be better. Better enough that it actually occurred to her. And again with the later there would be WHAT?, but right now, she wrapped one hand around him and unrolled the condom with the other and failed at not saying, "That's...hot" out loud.

She meant temperature, but you know. Apply it any way you like.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin whimpered again. And she was very lucky that was how he took it.

"I--uh--your hand is too."

[thatsamilkshake]

"My everything is." Seriously, every inch of her felt like he looked on the cruise, like she'd been out baking in the sun for hours.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, say that when you have your hand on him and the idea of sex in the near future was in the air. "We--you---now?" He managed after a few more of those girly noises.

[thatsamilkshake]

"PLEASE." And she was back to sounding like she'd never moved out of Memphis.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin nodded very very quickly, hands back on her thighs and pulling Francine forward to attempt that lap thing again. And then he mentally prayed this wouldn't end in anything being broken. "Don't---talk like that."

He was having enough trouble as it was!

[thatsamilkshake]

That lap thing. Yes. No, that required emphasis. Yes. Also it required arms around his shoulders for balance or she'd knock them both off the bed. Tall people. Healthy girl. Twin bed. "Don't... say please?"

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

"No, that..." He made a very strained face. "That voice," Merlin said, looking down almost dumbly, hands on her hips to guide her into place.

Or something.

[thatsamilkshake]

Into place was... well, she managed closer. "What voice?" That one.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

And Merlin managed... a bit of wriggling beneath her. "The growly one?"

[thatsamilkshake]

"Uhnnnh." Well, that wasn't a growl. It was a little oh, wow and a little frustration because she wasn't quite getting this right, and a little, well. Uhnnnh.

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

It was maddeningly close. Merlin made a frustrated noise and pushed her shoulders back to have her lay on the bed. "Let me-- just--"

[thatsamilkshake]

"Uh-huh." Back was good. Back made it seem like she wouldn't have to figure out what to do next, which made it the Best Move Ever. "Uh-huh."

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

Merlin put his hands back on her thighs, biting his lip as he tried to remember the book and--oh god he couldn't recall a damned thing. Ohgodohgod.

"Hold on--just---" He took a deep breath and himself in hand and went with instinct and what he did recall.