OOC...ish: the I Dream of You plot in order, yo

[thatsamilkshake]

I don't know why, but I do dream of you. Losing you, I still dream of you.

For the confused, the curious, the incurably OCD, and anybody who might have wanted to follow it but didn't know where the hell to start.

Look, it's a sensical overview of the plot!

A Year Ago
Katchoo leaves Hawaii for Fandom

(Whistle and ignore the I just met my best friend part where we hadn't yet decided which of the Cartoonist's many backstory retcons we were going with. They've been best friends since the 7th grade.)

July
Katchoo gets a call
And settles Emma into hospice
And thinks back to questionably better days in L.A.

August
Francine ends up with a pile of mysterious vision-glimpses and a brand new... brand.

Two Weeks Ago

Arthur and Katchoo and a bar...fight
Katchoo has a close encounter with a handsy cop named Wayne. He pays through the nose.
Francine is Not Amused
Neither is Merlin. But he has a Plan!

Last Week
Really!
Agent Gibbs finds some disturbing photos in his e-mail.
Arthur would like to know about the Nose, kthx
Francine would like to know about the lily, K-WTFING-THX
Katchoo gets a call from St. Mary's Hospice, and flees
To the airport, where oh look, it's Wayne. Who makes a call. Dun dun DUN.
Francine is AWESOME at dealing with these things. RLY.
St. Mary's Hospice: The Tale of Baby June (Kleenex warning)

Sunday
Katchoo's flight home. Oh look, Wayne still has a phone.
An alley behind a bar, later that night: Tambi has some issues. Wayne used to have a face.
Katchoo stalls, puppies (of various species) help.
Francine gets some of the story.

Monday
Agent Gibbs gets a warrant. Something about Wayne's nose? Oh and the massive internal injuries.
Menacing Tambi is menacing*, fleeing Katchoo is fleeing.
Francine and Merlin get a visitor. With a warrant. Katchoo is in hiding. And evasive. Contain your shock.
Gibbs is a busy, busy man. Alex Cabot is really, really good.
Wayne is really, really not having a good day.

Tuesday
Katchoo finally calls, Merlin and Francine are kidnapped, Darcy Parker is one crazy bitch.
Katchoo, Arthur, and Gibbs to the rescue! Except for the getting shot. But Merlin is the greatest wizard in the metro Baltimore area.

The End!

Because none of these characters ever come back to menace our heroes again. RLY.

(*And yet suprisingly does nothing but menace. This is not foreshadowing for future plots, no. Why do you ask?)


So many freaking thanks to bigdamndestiny, bitch_prince, blonde_canary, famous_gut and my partner-in-crime thismaskiwear