Which was sweet, if incredibly misplaced. "Mom, no, no. It's not like that. We're still friends. He's probably my best friend, outside of Katchoo. We just weren't right for each other as a couple." Buck buck buck buckawwwwwwck! (The rooster was apparently not even going to dignify that with answer, so he sent his wife in.)

"Because we both had feelings for somebody else." There, happy, stupid chicken?