"Seriously. Why couldn't they be total jerks? It would make this so much easier." Francine made a stab in the direction of funny, but there was a reason it was a dumb idea to let her wield sharp objects outside of a kitchen. She kind of stabbed herself in the eye this time, because it wasn't the first time she'd said it.

"I told Arthur that a long time ago, right after I found out he and Merlin ... that it was both of them. On the same day I got back from finding out Dad left." Francine Peters, queen of awesome timing.