Oh...dear. Whatever he'd just walked into the middle of, David had the sinking feeling that backing right out of it would be easier said than done. "I think you've got the wrong guy, sweetheart," he said to the one with the brown pigtails. "I'm just looking for your..."

Uh. He knew damned well Katchoo didn't have any kids, and neither did her roommate. "Katina?" he settled on, awkward as awkward could possibly be.