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Francine Peters ([personal profile] thatsamilkshake) wrote2010-08-21 05:30 pm
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Room 505, Saturday Afternoon

After everything that had happened in the last few weeks, Francine should probably be spending her last Saturday in Fandom wandering around the island enjoying the sights and sounds of the place as it was supposed to be, not sprawled on her bed reading Cosmo, but... air conditioning.

And Slim Your Thighs In 6 Minutes a Day.

[OOC: for a phone call, and the roomiebffgirl, of course, if she so desires. I WARN YOU NOW I AM FALLING ASLEEP, PEOPLE.]
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[identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
There was the sound of papers being turned. "What is it about?"
thatsamilkshake: (mortified)

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2010-08-23 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It was about turning Francine's face the same color as the article's background.

"It's about... what it says on the cover?

[identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Untamed--" He frowned, having just found the article. The dead air said everything.
thatsamilkshake: (dubious)

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2010-08-23 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Right there with him. Though eventually she had to ask, "Merlin? You okay?"
thatsamilkshake: (OMG - horrified)

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2010-08-23 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"NO!"

That...was probably a lie, but Francine didn't care. As far as she was concerned, it was true and she'd make it true by the sheer power of her disbelief that any other situation could possibly exist.

[identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It was totally a lie, Francine. But a good one.

"Why would they do this?!"
thatsamilkshake: (facepalm)

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2010-08-23 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know! Because they're crazy? Because they have more money than brains? Because aliens made them do it?"
thatsamilkshake: (OMG - horrified)

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2010-08-23 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"...Maybe?" Francine replied doubtfully. Also now there were MENTAL IMAGES AND KSAJSHLKJAHD:KJH. "I was thinking of slightly crazier aliens though."

[identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That noise? That was the magazine being tossed across the room. "I'm never reading that again."
thatsamilkshake: (facepalm)

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2010-08-23 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I didn't buy it for that article! But there was the, you know. The leg exercises, and...." Francine was, somehow, still transfixed by the pink and sparkly page. At last, she flipped it wildly to anything else, which was... "...positions."

...She said that out loud, didn't she.

[identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"...you read the positions too?" He totally ripped those pages out.
thatsamilkshake: (OMG)

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2010-08-23 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"The magazine just fell open there!" Seriously. Honestly!

[identity profile] bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure it did, Francine. Sure it did. "They seemed a bit odd."
thatsamilkshake: (oh God help us all)

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2010-08-24 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Odd? Odd was looking at little bathroom-door-people demonstrating sex positions. See also talking on the phone to the Dark Ages with your ex-boyfriend about little bathroom-door-people demonstrating sex positions.

"Most of them seem a bit liable to break somebody's back."
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