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*chittering*

What in the actual *BEEP* is happening here? I've been kidnapped again. By rodents.

*angry chittering*

I don't care! I'm not your prisoner!

*door slamming and locking*

This place is so messed up. You all know that, right?

*chittering*

So, if I just read these, I'm free to go. Right? Fine. Bring them on. Let's do these weird notes. In the dorms--you know spying on kids is just messed up--there was a piece of cheese in a common room. What the *BEEP* does that even mean? There was also a sloth trying to make it's way downstairs. Doesn't look like it was getting there anytime soon.

In town, some lady named Padme woke up with Dean and was confused by it. Yeah, welcome to the club. I woke up with Jensen and was viciously assaulted by a dog. Some guys named Steve and Danny talked about punching Nazis and safehouses. Right. Totally normal. Posiedon--now I know these notes are all messing with me--well, Poseidon was on the beach. He got to meet Johnny Splash who is, get this, a shower. Right. So we're all being drugged. That makes more sense, yeah. Stark tried to say hi to the shower guy. Donald Duck and the shower guy got into a fight. Posiedon liked the hat. The little sailor hat deal. This Stark guy also met Donald Duck before not really explaining anything to Posiedon.

In the... mansion in the woods. Seriously, what is wrong with this place? Princess Lili woke up with a game show host named.... Sassy Chap. That just sounds like a messed up code name or something. She eventually ran off to the very specific Arden Woods to try and find some guy named Jack. Jaina found out that her husband was a Jaguar. The car. I'm... sorry? Or congratulations? I really don't know which. Watts and a Steven had strawberry shortcake in some boarding house and somehow that's so normal it seems ominous. There was some masked guy running around town to... fight crime? I really can't tell from this note.

That Padme lady from before ended up at the bar and the bartender there dressed up like her? Okay, I'm glad I didn't find that place now. Anakin apparently knew her and said it wasn't a kidnapping. Which I really don't think is true. Since I'm freaking STUCK IN HERE.

*chittering*

Well, I am. Jaina ended up telling Anakin and Padme about the car thing and how they knew each other. Kind of. Rey who was a Lego... okay, you can't just put that on a note and not explain what the hell it means. But a Lego ordered a drink from Padme and explained that she knew Anakin who looked different. Stark was rightfully confused by the Lego person, but for the wrong reasons. He found out that Anakin was a childhood friend of Padme and that Padme had a lot of experience with being kidnapped. Ahsoka--sure, why not another weird name--had a drink offered by Anakin and a shocked look from Padme. And Jonny ordered a very manly drink.

There. That's all you shoved at me. Can I leave?

*sullen chittering*

Okay. Good. Bye. Try not to get kidnapped by freaking squirrels.

mustbeawitch posting in

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Ow! OOOOOWWW! Help! Help! Somebody help me! I'm being attacked by--by filthy squirrels!

*chittering*

What do you mean, 'We do this every Satur--' The squirrels can talk. I can understand the squirrels. Why, I always knew that I was special! And you want me to 'Just read the notes'? I can do that! I'm not much for reading, you know, but some little piffling notes will be no trouble! La, what a lark.

*silence*

*chittering*

I'm reading the notes! Just like you--oh, you want me to read them aloud, into this black thing...squirrels are so very odd. And you want me to say that these are from the school? All right, then. Here we go. Relax and Chill--that's a class? That's a class--watched a film, whatever that is, and Galactic Tourism went to Coruscant. I don't know what a galactic is or a Coruscant, but I hope a grand time was had on tour. Miss Smith and Mr. Rand discussed their familiarity with the place, and Mr. Rand asked Miss Beniko to accompany him to New York for the week end. That's far too far to go for such a short amount of time. I suspect these squirrels of writing nonsense! But I am bound to obey them lest they snatch out all my hair. Lord, I do suffer so. In First Aid Mr. Thor told the students what to do if someone suffers a broken bone, or a shock. I shall simply call for help very loudly.

Those are all the notes from the school, so I shall move along to the--

*chittering*

'Tell them--' Who's 'them?'

*chittering*

People are listening to this?! I--hello, mysterious audience. The squirrels oblige me to tell you that there are no notes from the dormitory, and I believe that very odd-looking bird is sad about it for some reason. There are, however, notes from the town, and I shall read them now in the hopes that my captors will release me. I don't know where George is and why he has not rescued me yet. It seems that a Miss Skywalker was at a warehouse where woodchucks were trying to get into the food. What is it with rodents in this place? Dean Skywalker and Miss Skywalker discussed his daughter before Miss Skywalker went home for an evening with her friend Miss Smith discussing Miss Smith's recent romantic complications. Oh, I do so love a romantic complication! Tell me more!

*annoyed chittering*

These talking squirrels are no fun. Miss Zarrin was hard at work at Plant Parenthood, it seems, whilst Mr. Argentum attempted 'yo yo tricks' at Turtle & Canary. Dr. Quinn found a statue at Needful Things highly suspicious, and at the Trooper Station Detective Watts received a floral arrangement courtesy of Mr. Grant. How odd. Did someone die? No matter, because we've the last note,which says that Captain Flint opened The Ink Spot, and now I'm finished, can I be free?

*chittering*

Thank heavens. I probably have some dreadful rodent disease now.

*sounds of complaining getting fainter and fainter in the distance until a squirrel shuts off the mic*

heroic_jawline posting in

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Good morning, everyone! It's Captain Steve Rogers with the news of a much less...well, I'd say 'emotionally heavy' Thursday, but the squirrels are holding acorns like they aren't afraid to throw them, so I'll keep that to myself. Even though it was funny.

*sounds of acorns being thrown*

Quite a start to the day. Let's get to classes. Ethical Dilemmas was given the day off--thank you, Liliana--Philosophy of Food took a quick trip to a museum exhibit in London, and Breakfast Foods worked on mastering pancakes, waffles, and French toast.

In town, Liz was bravely facing down month-end spreadsheets, Luma was expanding her knowledge of the dresses and makeup for sale at Pixie Dust, and Steven stopped work at the museum for lunch and selfies with Watts.

Finally, it was open mic night at Groovy Tunes, with Stewart performing lightning-themed music, Charlie playing Viking songs--like cheers for the football team?--and Jack,after some prodding, playing piano.

And that's everything! Have a good weekend!

wrongkindofsith posting in

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That's everything?

*chittering*

Quiet day.

Up at the School, the only things that was happening was Shenanigans down in the park, where Anakin inflicted socks upon the voluntolds, which needless to say certain people used as an excuse for flirting, because they cannot get a room, Stewart was very attached to his 'adorable shark' socks, baffling Hannibal. Then everyone had to balance tanks of mysterious liquid on their feet, to varying levels of success.

Nothing for the Dorms, while in Town, Adrian dipped his wick making candles at Pick Your Poison, while at Caritas, Tino implied there were others like him by claiming it was his brother's birthday, though neither person taking the stage seemed inclined to celebrate. Stark was...awkward, Stewart brought along dubious brownies, and Atton was remarkably judgemental for someone who deals with his problems by faking his death.

*chittering*

Oh, I know I am, but I've never done that.

stykera posting in

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Good morning, it’s Wednesday, I hope you all know to avoid Anakin by now but having said that it’s time to talk about what the squirrels have written for me today starting with the school.

My class on Finding New Hobbies made brownies with whatever sorts of things people might want to add to them.
*chittering*
Well, I hope not during class! Norse Life practiced axe throwing and I hope no one had to visit the clinic after it was over. Or while it was happening. The Wonderful World of Art was going to draw people but the only person who was willing to model was Tino so thankfully they had to draw fruit instead. And then there was Paintball! where Anakin probably cheated while everyone else was trying to shoot each other or buckets or both.

Nothing from the dorms, sorry Porg, so we’ll move on to the town.

Nell was grumpy and tired at her shop. I hope she’s all right. Charlie was more cheerful and listening to viking rock, I don’t know what that means, and Stewart approved of her musical choices. I suppose that’s good? Bucky was at the movie theatre with a lot of M&Ms and Jesse came in to visit him at work.

Finally I have that Gladio was at Atlas Gym with a magic treadmill or haunted treadmill or some sort of treadmill that won’t stop. Summer was there to fl- … to work out. And Nell came in to see Gladio and seemed to be doing much better than she was while she was at her shop. Good.

That seems to be all. Be careful of the park and I’ll be back here again next week, I think.

afraid_of_marshmallows posting in

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Hey there Fandom, it's me, ya girl, Arden Finch, welcoming you to June and the beginning of summer proper, even if we are already halfway through our first summer session.

Which makes for a good enough transition to talking about School, I suppose! Teamwork had us doing trust falls out on the lawn and there are way too many laughing squirrels around me right now. Creative Problem Solving where the Dean judged everybody's art and then they threw water balloons at people. Especially Cal. Sorry, babe. The Art of Conversation practiced insincere enthusiasm - wow - and National Park Adventure Team where folks got to look for snow leopards or go on a bird and wildflower tour.

No Dorms and very little from Town, it looks like. The Infinite Consortium had its usual lunchtime guest in the form of Professor Scientia, who convinced Professor Vess to leave for vacation after work...on a Monday. Okay then. Vi was working on her art project for class at the Magpie Emporium. And at the Clinic, they welcomed Pride Month with rainbow cookies and crab paintings.

And that's what I've got for notes, so it's ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off and leaving you with the first of our Pride Month songs, Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan. Bye!

pocketpretzels posting in

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Good Morning Fandom, it's Monday, so once again it is Detective Watts bringing you everything that happened on Sunday.

Which consists of a single note from the Town, where Mr. Boc was indulging not just in his usual cinnamon roll but also a fruit tart. Stark came in and they discussed the idea of learning to cook, which Mr. Boc is quite dead set against.

And that is all there is to say about yesterday's goings-on. Until next week, then.

imafuturist posting in

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Oh, just the one? Are you serious? I could be sleeping.

*chittering*

Fine. Fine. Ahem. Hello, this is Tony Stark with the news from yesterday even though I think everyone was busy hiding out after the whole luggage thing. Gray was in one of the dorm common rooms, doing a little retail therapy. Which I never disapprove of.

But that's all there is. So hopefully everyone is feeling refreshed now and ready for the week ahead. And I'm going back home to take a nap. Ciao!

mustbeawitch posting in

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Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you all the news the squirrels saw fit to import. You know how this works, or are else rapidly learning, so let's get to it, shall we?

We shall begin with the school, where Relax and Chill broke things, which doesn't sound terribly relaxing to me, but perhaps I am missing something. Galactic Tourism visited "Voss-Ka," which sounds a lovely place. There are shrines, and more importantly, shopping. First Aid learned that some people can fly, and relatedly what to do when someone falls from a great height. My plan is to scream for help very loudly. In non-class news, Miss Vess spent some time in her office, where she was visited by Mr. Anthony Stark.

I am not seeing any notes for the dormitory, so we move along to the town, where Mr. Rand was at the Perk, where he and Miss Vess discussed television programming. So far I have only encountered 'curling,' which is...not to my taste, I think. At Plant Parenthood, Miss Eleanor was considering the classes she missed on Thursday--oh, yes, staying in was very wise of you, Eleanor, I wish I had thought of that--and at the Trooper Station Detective Watts was dealing with some sort of labeling drama before he was joined by Mr. Grant for luncheon. Miss Skywalker tried out a machine that rows for you at her warehouse--

*chittering*

The squirrels say the machine is so that you can pretend to row. Why on Earth would anyone ever want to do that? A sentiment Miss Skywalker echoed to Dean Skywalker, who wanted to place the rowing machine in the lava. I am pleased to see we are all in agreement on the utility of the device, then, and that brings me to the end of my notes. Until next week, dear listeners, farewell!

heroic_jawline posting in

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*chittering*

...I didn't realize you had such strong opinions about facial hair. Thank you for the input, but it's my face and I'm going to do what I like with it. Good morning, everyone, it's Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday and to tell you that the rain of bags has ceased. Liliana, Sam, I apologize for my absence in class yesterday, but I was blocked into the tower. Judging by the stack of notes, Tony and I weren't the only ones having problems, so let's get to it, shall we?

In classes, Ethics was having a field trip in the Danger Shop to Omelas, a shining city that isn't so shiny; American National Parks went to New River Gorge in West Virginia; Philosophy of Food had to explain their food choices between several options; and Belle and her 'avoiding home' bag were hiding in the library. Raiden was using his class as market research for breakfast food preferences.

In town, Liz was dodging bags at the Photo Hut, Sabine was doing the same at Wellspring Arms, and Pixie Dust was staffed by a wolf. The squirrels are saying that they weren't getting any closer to find out why there was a wolf as they like to be un-eaten. That's fair. Don was dealing with bullying baggage in his rooms at our tower, where Tony and I were trying to figure out whose bags belong to who in our apartment.

McGarrett and Danny couldn't stop tripping over McGarrett's baggage, Steven told Watts he wasn't letting Marc out today--the bags were annoying, but I don't think it rose to the level of locking your friends up, and I'm sure the sheriff also said so--and Vi and Steph worked a shift together while rather aggressively agreeing that everything was fine as bags showed up. Jaina was in the park working off baggage frustration and assured Stark that he wasn't bothering her, even if his baggage said he didn't entirely believe her. Watts took the opportunity to explain coffee, tea, and what a detective is to Henry as a welcome distraction to the baggage at the Perk.

At the Devil's Nest, Thor and Eric spoke in Ancient Norse--you speak Ancient Norse?

*chittering*

Thor and Eric spoke in a language the squirrels are assuming was Ancient Norse, the baggage followed the Supper Club to Baltimore, much to Lydia, Rey, and Liliana's vocal displeasure, and Illyana, Steven, and Watts threw their baggage off the roof of the boarding house and into portals, where I am assuming for my own peace of mind that they weren't landing on innocent people in other dimensions and knocking them out.

Hope today is slightly less stressful. Have a good one.

wrongkindofsith posting in

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No.

*thud*

*chittering*

No. Notes. Now.

Up at the School, Arden napped in the Library while Cal tried not to wake her. Which could have been cute or creepy.

Anakin inflicted rubber chicken tag upon Shenanagins, again. The minglers mingled, while amongst the voluntolds, Kitty felt personally attacked, even though she got picked to hit people with pool noodles, Vi explained her case of deja vu to Flint before flirting with Steph, giving me deja vu, Isabela explained how it was a sex thing to Sam, as you do, while Ignis and Flint considered their lost dignity. And then everyone ran around with rubber chickens on their feet trying to avoid getting smacked with pool noodles. As you do.

AS usual, nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Adrian dealt with an aggressive phone caller at Pick Your Poison while Pamela suggested violence as the solution. Over at Caritas, there were all the limes. All of them, Stark was impressed by tiny pies, while Atton judged the limes, which I guess clears up the zombie clone question.

stykera posting in

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Good morning it’s Wednesday again and this week I will be staying far away from the park. I hope. But first I have to read the notes from the squirrels about yesterday. Not too many notes so perhaps I will be able to get back home before it becomes dangerous to be outside.

We’ll start at the school because that’s the order these things are always done in. Finding New Hobbies had me providing plants and dirt and pots so people could do some gardening. There was rowing in a longship with Thor for Norse Life. Students in The Wonderful World of Art made art that was abstract and then had to explain it. And finally there was Paintball, with buckets, and Anakin probably cheated.

I have nothing from the dorms but I do have one note from the town. Kitty was at Caritas a little late and Tino was giving her odd looks which seems unwise since she is the one who pays him.

And that’s all for today from yesterday.

afraid_of_marshmallows posting in

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Hey there, Fandom, it's me, ya girl Arden Finch, hoping y'all had a great Memorial Day full of picnics and grilling and neither of those things are barbeque, as a reminder. If it doesn't involve cooking on low heat for many hours, it's not barbeque. I don't make the rules, but I will die on that hill.

Anyway, things were pretty quiet on yesterday because of the holiday. School was still in session, and Teamwork had us fighting in spaceships, which, oddly enough, is a sentence I have not said before on this island. It's weird, it feels like something that should have come up before, but apparently never before, at least for me! Huh. Creative Problem Solving went from showing pictures of eggs - also a sentence I've never said before, but it would have been weirder if I had - to taking pineapple off of pizza, and y'all just don't know what's good, that's the problem here. And Art of Conversation ~~which I definitely saw yesterday and didn't just spot, honest!~~ talked about the art of explaining politely.

No Dorms, which I'm pretending is because of the holiday, but we did have stuff in Town! At the Stark Towerlet, Captain Rogers got ready for his day at Arlington, and then was very happy to be home again with Professor The-Rich-One Stark. Eeesh. I'd say I can imagine, but I'm pretty sure I can't and I'm even more sure I'm glad I can't. The Infinite Consortium got a shipment of poetry books, which somehow made Professor Scientia late for lunch and I'm not asking, and yesterday's Turtle and Canary holiday was World Redhead Day; hope you redheads got your discount shopping on! Professor Argentum was doing some photo editing at The Photo Hut and the Magpie Emporium maybe should have called him so he could help with the egg photo shoot that Vi was doing for class. The repetition didn't make the concept any less weird. Officer McGarrett was also setting up an egg photoshoot at the Trooper Station. Speaking of continuing weird, the Clinic was normal, but normal for it, which involves a possibly malevolent crab, so...yeah. Raiden was in a great moon at Pizza Planet, and, honestly, I think the idea of Raiden not in a great mood is something to be avoided at all costs. Lastly, both Tiny and Mr. Northman were shirtless at The Devil's Nest, and Professor Solo-Fel assured Mr. Northman that the invading mini-zillas were very boring to fight.

...

I don't know if she's just comforting Mr. Northman because he missed it, or this island is full of very weirdly jaded people. Either way, that's my last note, so this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off and wishing y'all a great rest of your week. Enjoy the week and this throwback hit, My Oh My by Camila Cabello, ft. Da Baby

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