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*chittering*

Because I don't have hands, Leroy. Now hold them up. Higher.

So, as you might have noticed, the island is having one, and yesterday it involved snow monsters and teenagers, both which caused many problems.

Starting up at the School, where Space Pirates! (Pirates in Space!) had the 'wrong boat', and introductions. Health Education also had introductions, and Don looking tired.

Arden had to deal with snow monsters to get to the Library, where Gray was annoyed he was his own age for some reason, and Jon was a teenager.

The Dorms were quiet, despite the influx of teenagers, while in Town, things started with a round of awkward wake-ups, including Liliana and Ignis, and Steph and Vi. Gray was sulking at Over Easy, while Danny had to deal with many teens at the Trooper Station including the Troopers and Steve.

Snow monsters made several people's lives difficult, like Erasmus's search for 'proper tea' at the Perk being interrupted, though Liliana was able to help him with the snow monsters, but not his leaf water issues. Harley had similar issues while trying to find the gym, but Sabine was her knight in multicoloured armour, and put that glitter down Leroy, meanwhile the Park was the place to be if you were a teenage Jedi, because Jaina, Anakin, and Ahsoka were all having a time of it being teens, Jedi, and fighting snow monsters. And also Lana was there.

Fandom Radio, Wednesday 9/3

Sep. 3rd, 2025 07:56 am
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Good morning everyone, it’s Wednesday and there are snow monsters even though it is not winter and it’s not cold enough for snow but there is snow anyway. The island is certainly being…interesting this week.

Let’s start with the school. New classes this week. Reclaiming Your Childhood met at the campgrounds and got journals and wrote down things that would be fun before introductions and s’mores. Anakin had a hat just like mine in Diplomacy class and had his and Ahsoka’sstudents, many of them also with hats, practice meeting each other. And then my class, on Dealing with Other People’s Trauma mostly did introductions. With hats, again, for some of us.

Nothing from the dorms today. Sorry, porg. Now, the town.

There were pancakes at the diner for Ignis and his temporary headwear and then there was Liliana and we really needn’t go further into it than that. Gladio had a flower crown on his luxurious hai- did you need to write that? I suppose you did. Prompto had a flower crown at The Photo Hut. Remy, who did not seem to have any unusual hats of any kind, was at Needful Things, which wasn’t actually open, with his cats.

And then there was Raiden’s Beach Party. Raiden had a seafood boil and a fish fry and was wearing a flower crown. I wish I’d seen that. The day…got away from me.

*chittering*

No I don’t want to talk about it. Hush.

So. People that did make it to the beach included Luma looking for food that wasn’t fish, Eleanor who may have been inspecting hats while eating, Prompto and Noctra, of course. Rey and Raiden seemed to have trouble saying words they meant to say and saying different things instead. Steve was in a Hawaiian shirt but he’s from Hawaii so I don’t see why that’s interesting and a flower crown and he told Raiden how he’s teaching swimming now. Gladio had no shirt and learned that Gray will be working at Raiden’s new restaurant. was also there, he had a hat, and seemed very amused with something on his phone.

Danny had a flower crown. I wonder if it matched Steve’s? And asked Raiden about things that were not pineapple. Pineapples aren’t seafood, Danny. And Steve was disappointed that Danny’s shirt didn’t match his like the flower crowns may have. Lydia thanked Raiden for the party. Always a good idea. Ignis appreciated Raiden warning him of heat hazards and providing provisions. Erasmus did not think anyone was a murderer and was asked about his shrimp-peeling prowess. Hannibal also had a flower crown and was ready to eat.I would hope so. Raiden does well at keeping people full.

And Henry, with his flower crown, headed straight for the tables of food and then learned about shrimp and why they should be peeled.

That seems to be all for today. Look out for creatures made of snow. Oh fudge, there’s one right outside. I didn’t say fudge I said fudge. Oh. Oh, that makes the note about Rey and Raiden make more sense.

Fandom Radio, Tuesday, September 2nd

Sep. 3rd, 2025 12:05 am
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What up, island! It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, bringing you all the news of yesterday, which was both the first day of classes and Labor Day, so let's hear it for everybody to worked yesterday, whether in class or in town.

In School, we started our new classes, included Flight and Flying that had us doing introductions in an airplane, Cryptozoology, which also had introductions, and Professor Sims explained they'd be talking about animals that definitely don't exist. And then Dean Skywalker and Officer McGarrett were teaching How Not To Drown in the pool in the dorms, where everyone had to introduce themselves while getting into a pool.

Nothing for Dorms--

*the sound of running feet and a squawking porg*

--Wait! I guess I was wrong, there are Dorm notes! New student Riri - hi! - was in a common room with a whiteboard, documenting all the weirdness. Oh, you're going to need a lot more than a whiteboard. Erasmus - hi, again! - came by to share notes on weirdness, including that Riri tastes like a white castle...what?...and Erasmus like shrimp. They were thinking about taking a survey to see if other people tasted like things - can confirm, I'm told I tasted like chicken. I'm just not going to think about that too hard.

but Town was buzzing with people. For starters, there were a number of weird...things...showing up all over town. Weird images, like, literal flashes from the past, if the fashion and cell phone tech are to be believed. Pick Your Poison was dealing with a boob-obsessed ghost, which is a sentence I'm being forced to read, sure. Doc Harley came by to tell Dr. Isley that she tastes like fizzy lemon candy, while Dr. Isley discovered she tasted like roses, and then they talked a bit about the Doc Harley that lives in Gotham. Mr. Barnes arrived in time for his shift at Mystery Sign Theater 3000. Mayor Faden told him that he came back on a weird week, what with the mayor tasting like beets and Mr. Barnes like gun oil, and the--oh! She is referring to them as 'temporal events' and that sounds so much less dumb. Vi was swapping games for more fall-suited ones at Magpie Emporium and today I learned that board games can be seasonal. Raiden left Pizza Planet in a hurry after realizing that he tasted like...something.

After class, Professor Sims dropped off at The Perk for tea and to take notes. And Officer McGarrett was answering phones at the Trooper Station, telling people not to lick each other. Which I guess they needed to be told. Officer Williams came by with lunch and blaming Officer McGarrett because he tasted like pineapple, while McGarrett tasted like salt water taffy, and telling him to keep the Troopers from licking each other, either. The nurses at the Clinic were also licking each other and Professor James Stark was having none of that. In the evening, Professor Tony Stark and Professor Rogers were at home in the Stark Towerlet, eating ice cream and being very cute - sorry, sirs - about their complementary flavors.

And that's it for notes! So this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off. I'll be heading to class and then to Ray's picnic, which I hope to see y'all at! Until then, enjoy Dance in the Dark by Au/Ra.

[Aaaaaaaaaaand guess who did NOT hit post before I left my house for almost the entire goddamn day. And then also posted to the wrong journal! TODAY IS WINNING!]

Fandom Radio- Monday, September 1

Sep. 1st, 2025 12:25 pm
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Good morning, everyone. This is Jaina, and by the way I have squirrels handing me notes I'm taking that to mean I'm doing radio now.

There are only a couple notes: Erasmus was exploring in the woods and finding creepy mansions, while Henry was taking care of and talking with his horse in the stables. I should say "talking to." The horse wasn't talking back. One weird thing at a time.

Speaking of which, I have eight-year-olds who are going to be very weird about licking things today so I guess I'll see you next week when the squirrels get pushy again.

Code deploy happening shortly

Aug. 31st, 2025 07:37 pm
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Per the [site community profile] dw_news post regarding the MS/TN blocks, we are doing a small code push shortly in order to get the code live. As per usual, please let us know if you see anything wonky.

There is some code cleanup we've been doing that is going out with this push but I don't think there is any new/reworked functionality, so it should be pretty invisible if all goes well.

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A reminder to everyone that starting tomorrow, we are being forced to block access to any IP address that geolocates to the state of Mississippi for legal reasons while we and Netchoice continue fighting the law in court. People whose IP addresses geolocate to Mississippi will only be able to access a page that explains the issue and lets them know that we'll be back to offer them service as soon as the legal risk to us is less existential.

The block page will include the apology but I'll repeat it here: we don't do geolocation ourselves, so we're limited to the geolocation ability of our network provider. Our anti-spam geolocation blocks have shown us that their geolocation database has a number of mistakes in it. If one of your friends who doesn't live in Mississippi gets the block message, there is nothing we can do on our end to adjust the block, because we don't control it. The only way to fix a mistaken block is to change your IP address to one that doesn't register as being in Mississippi, either by disconnecting your internet connection and reconnecting it (if you don't have a static IP address) or using a VPN.

In related news, the judge in our challenge to Tennessee's social media age verification, parental consent, and parental surveillance law (which we are also part of the fight against!) ruled last month that we had not met the threshold for a temporary injunction preventing the state from enforcing the law while the court case proceeds.

The Tennesee law is less onerous than the Mississippi law and the fines for violating it are slightly less ruinous (slightly), but it's still a risk to us. While the fight goes on, we've decided to prevent any new account signups from anyone under 18 in Tennessee to protect ourselves against risk. We do not need to block access from the whole state: this only applies to new account creation.

Because we don't do any geolocation on our users and our network provider's geolocation services only apply to blocking access to the site entirely, the way we're implementing this is a new mandatory question on the account creation form asking if you live in Tennessee. If you do, you'll be unable to register an account if you're under 18, not just the under 13 restriction mandated by COPPA. Like the restrictions on the state of Mississippi, we absolutely hate having to do this, we're sorry, and we hope we'll be able to undo it as soon as possible.

Finally, I'd like to thank every one of you who's commented with a message of support for this fight or who's bought paid time to help keep us running. The fact we're entirely user-supported and you all genuinely understand why this fight is so important for everyone is a huge part of why we can continue to do this work. I've also sent a lot of your comments to the lawyers who are fighting the actual battles in court, and they find your wholehearted support just as encouraging and motivating as I do. Thank you all once again for being the best users any social media site could ever hope for. You make me proud and even more determined to yell at state attorneys general on your behalf.

Fandom Radio - Sunday (8/31)

Aug. 31st, 2025 11:02 am
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Oh, there's the pile of notes. At least you're making the kidnapping worth my time. Hi, new folks. This is Tony Stark, bringing you the news of the day. You get used to the gossip of the squirrels eventually. Just treat them like paparazzi sometimes.

But let's get started. First off, we have Raiden... eating a giant mayonnaise gummy bear at Over Easy.

...

...

Okay, moving on! The welcome picnic happened up at the school. First up was the new students getting to meet their faculty advisors! Erasmus getting a little information overload from Ghanima. It is a lot to figure out in a short period of time. Riri found out that the moose wasn't a joke from Jaina and questioned the legality of the place. Bllie... was actually the most on the ball with all the oddness of this island, surprising Don a bit.

Erasmus met his roommate, Henry comma boy. Thanks for the clarification, porg intern. They had a slight miscommunication on language after finding out that one is a necromancer--Oh, like Liliana!--and the other is from many centuries ago. Riri and Billie also ended up roommates and did the usual settling of issues that might arise. Including a nickname.

Erasmus also met Stark who... okay, that's kind of funny. Who, through a series of misunderstandings, Erasmus thought might be a serial killer. Arden and Erasmus bonded over sweet tea. Ugh. Give me coffee over that any day. Riri and Erasmus planned to pool information on the place like they're running an investigation. Which is adorable. Don had concerns about my and Steve's baking class for some reason. But wasn't surprised by the fire extinguishers purchased for it. Rude. Anakin and Jaina talked about politics back home after he was thanked for watching her kids. Stark was concerned that Anakin would bring his shenanigans to the bus ride. Which seems like a lot of work for only three students. Go big or go home, I say. Don learned all about the bakery that Steve let me buy to have access to French patisserie while overseas. Steve and I discussed our new class for the fall. And... Steve was Steve about Riri cursing. Oh, sounds like someone recognized him. Or maybe just someone who looks like him. Billie explained what a DJ was to Luma before they talked about California. Charlie and Billie bonded over music and compared magic and time travel. Oh yeah, that kid fits right in here. Rey and Stark talked about what class he was teaching this semester and what it meant.

But that seems to be all the notes the squirrels decided to gather. Which means it's very possible they were distracted by the food at the picnic. I certainly was. Hopefully everyone settles in well and enjoys their time here! 

OOC: Radio Schedule for the Fall

Aug. 31st, 2025 11:52 am
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SUNDAY (with Saturday's news): Tony Stark
MONDAY (with Sunday's news): Jaina Solo
TUESDAY (with Monday's news): Arden Finch
WEDNESDAY (with Tuesday's news): Stark
THURSDAY (with Wednesday's news): Cara
FRIDAY (with Thursday's news): Steve Rogers
SATURDAY (with Friday's news): Lydia Bennet

Thank you alllll!

Fandom Radio, Saturday, August 30

Aug. 29th, 2025 10:01 pm
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Good morning, dear listeners, and to those new faces in our midst, welcome. The squirrels are everywhere, but there are ways to dissuade them. I am Miss Lydia Bennet, here with the news, which I would like to get through quickly so I can get to the picnic. I've selected the most delightful dress.

Birthday Party Radio )

Fandom Radio, Friday, August 29, 2025

Aug. 29th, 2025 01:58 pm
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Hello everyone, it's Steve Rogers back with the news. I hope everyone had an enjoyable week off, and I look forward to seeing you all at the picnic tomorrow!

But first let's get to the news! There wasn't anything in classes or the dorms, but over in town, even a week off of classes isn't enough to knock Liz off stride on her month reports. Prompto had her check on his--the squirrels have 'excessive' but I'll say 'comprehensive' packing list for his weekend trip away in years. Luma was refusing to stock sweaters--bad news, but September starts Monday--and to really drive that home, it's pumpkin spice coffee season at the Perk, even if Kitty stuck to an iced mocha.

And that's everything! Have a great Labor Day weekend, everyone. Thank a union member.
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I don't see why you needed me in even earlier than usual but, much as well get this over with. Hand over the notes.

*chittering*

No notes? None at all? Nothing of note happened around here yesterday?

*chittering*

Leroy, you have until I get out of this booth. I suggest you start running now.

Fandom Radio, Wednesday 8/27

Aug. 27th, 2025 12:32 pm
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Good morning, it’s Wednesday, I’m here, and there aren’t many notes. It’s a quiet sort of week, I think. For now.

Nothing from the school because new classes have yet to start. Nothing from the dorms. Only from the town.

Ignis had miso in all of the specials at the diner and Liliana arrived with a gift and…the usual distractions.

Gladio found a musical yoga class happening at Atlas Gym but decided not to join in because the music was metal and the gremlins were headbanging. Okay.

National Dog Day was being celebrated by Prompto at Furnado. With hats and treats and I stopped in to visit with the dogs. And offer treats.

And finally I have a note that Raiden was putting up flyers for a party next week to celebrate the end of summer with a fish fry and a seafood boil. If Raiden is providing the food it will all be good and there will be so much of it.

That’s all I have for today from yesterday. No need to avoid the park today!

Fandom Radio, Tuesday, August 26th

Aug. 26th, 2025 01:38 am
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Hey there, Fandom! What up, it's me, ya girl Arden Finch, bringing you the very abbreviated news of the day. How does that old saying go? No School, no Dorms, no service? Something like that.

Anyway, since we just have Town I'm gonna knock these few notes out and enjoy a little more time on the beach! September is almost here, who knows how many more beach days we'll have! We start off with Henry in the park yesterday morning, where he tripped and fell and...disappeared. Okay. Glad to see that even with very few notes, we can still get a couple of weird ones in there. Anyway, Henry, hope you're safe and that we'll see you soon! In far more explicable news, Professor Vess was working on something at the Infinite Consortium. Hard hitting journalism there, squirrels. Yeah, she was working. At work. Shocking. Doc Harley woke up and went on a cleaning spree, and then wandered around town a bit, stopping in at Ink & Holes to ask about laser removal. Vi was feeling a bit down at the Magpie Emporium, and Officer McGarrett was fielding calls about beer at the Trooper Station. Wait, like, drunk driving or something? Drunk and disorderly? Drunk and--oh. Nope. Just somebody with really strong opinions about IPAs. Ooookaaaay. And it sounds like there was a full on musical performance and/or possible drag show at the Clinic. The notes don't specify, so I think the performer is Stabby and not Professor James Stark, but I can't actually say for sure either way... The streets were particularly feline forward today, with Remy's cats adopting another trio of lost kitties. I guess we should all just be glad that...

*big sigh*

...it didn't turn into a cat-erwauling cat-astrophe.

Graham, Steven, that was for you. Ugh. I feel unclean.

Pizza Planet had some very bacony pizzas and I'm gonna stop by after radio to see if they still have any, because I deserve some bacon pizza after that. Anyway, Devil's Nest had coconut forts and the--

*The Piña Colada Song begins playing*

Dammit, squirrels! Stop making me yell to be heard over the music! I wasn't even done with the broadcast yet! Fine! That's the last note I had for today anyway. Stay cool, Fandom. This is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off to Rupert Holmes' Escape (The Piña Colada Song). Bye!

*music gets louder. And plays on repeat. For hours.*
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I'll start with the tl;dr summary to make sure everyone sees it and then explain further: As of September 1, we will temporarily be forced to block access to Dreamwidth from all IP addresses that geolocate to Mississippi for legal reasons. This block will need to continue until we either win the legal case entirely, or the district court issues another injunction preventing Mississippi from enforcing their social media age verification and parental consent law against us.

Mississippi residents, we are so, so sorry. We really don't want to do this, but the legal fight we and Netchoice have been fighting for you had a temporary setback last week. We genuinely and honestly believe that we're going to win it in the end, but the Fifth Circuit appellate court said that the district judge was wrong to issue the preliminary injunction back in June that would have maintained the status quo and prevented the state from enforcing the law requiring any social media website (which is very broadly defined, and which we definitely qualify as) to deanonymize and age-verify all users and obtain parental permission from the parent of anyone under 18 who wants to open an account.

Netchoice took that appellate ruling up to the Supreme Court, who declined to overrule the Fifth Circuit with no explanation -- except for Justice Kavanaugh agreeing that we are likely to win the fight in the end, but saying that it's no big deal to let the state enforce the law in the meantime.

Needless to say, it's a big deal to let the state enforce the law in the meantime. The Mississippi law is a breathtaking state overreach: it forces us to verify the identity and age of every person who accesses Dreamwidth from the state of Mississippi and determine who's under the age of 18 by collecting identity documents, to save that highly personal and sensitive information, and then to obtain a permission slip from those users' parents to allow them to finish creating an account. It also forces us to change our moderation policies and stop anyone under 18 from accessing a wide variety of legal and beneficial speech because the state of Mississippi doesn't like it -- which, given the way Dreamwidth works, would mean blocking people from talking about those things at all. (And if you think you know exactly what kind of content the state of Mississippi doesn't like, you're absolutely right.)

Needless to say, we don't want to do that, either. Even if we wanted to, though, we can't: the resources it would take for us to build the systems that would let us do it are well beyond our capacity. You can read the sworn declaration I provided to the court for some examples of how unworkable these requirements are in practice. (That isn't even everything! The lawyers gave me a page limit!)

Unfortunately, the penalties for failing to comply with the Mississippi law are incredibly steep: fines of $10,000 per user from Mississippi who we don't have identity documents verifying age for, per incident -- which means every time someone from Mississippi loaded Dreamwidth, we'd potentially owe Mississippi $10,000. Even a single $10,000 fine would be rough for us, but the per-user, per-incident nature of the actual fine structure is an existential threat. And because we're part of the organization suing Mississippi over it, and were explicitly named in the now-overturned preliminary injunction, we think the risk of the state deciding to engage in retaliatory prosecution while the full legal challenge continues to work its way through the courts is a lot higher than we're comfortable with. Mississippi has been itching to issue those fines for a while, and while normally we wouldn't worry much because we're a small and obscure site, the fact that we've been yelling at them in court about the law being unconstitutional means the chance of them lumping us in with the big social media giants and trying to fine us is just too high for us to want to risk it. (The excellent lawyers we've been working with are Netchoice's lawyers, not ours!)

All of this means we've made the extremely painful decision that our only possible option for the time being is to block Mississippi IP addresses from accessing Dreamwidth, until we win the case. (And I repeat: I am absolutely incredibly confident we'll win the case. And apparently Justice Kavanaugh agrees!) I repeat: I am so, so sorry. This is the last thing we wanted to do, and I've been fighting my ass off for the last three years to prevent it. But, as everyone who follows the legal system knows, the Fifth Circuit is gonna do what it's gonna do, whether or not what they want to do has any relationship to the actual law.

We don't collect geolocation information ourselves, and we have no idea which of our users are residents of Mississippi. (We also don't want to know that, unless you choose to tell us.) Because of that, and because access to highly accurate geolocation databases is extremely expensive, our only option is to use our network provider's geolocation-based blocking to prevent connections from IP addresses they identify as being from Mississippi from even reaching Dreamwidth in the first place. I have no idea how accurate their geolocation is, and it's possible that some people not in Mississippi might also be affected by this block. (The inaccuracy of geolocation is only, like, the 27th most important reason on the list of "why this law is practically impossible for any site to comply with, much less a tiny site like us".)

If your IP address is identified as coming from Mississippi, beginning on September 1, you'll see a shorter, simpler version of this message and be unable to proceed to the site itself. If you would otherwise be affected, but you have a VPN or proxy service that masks your IP address and changes where your connection appears to come from, you won't get the block message, and you can keep using Dreamwidth the way you usually would.

On a completely unrelated note while I have you all here, have I mentioned lately that I really like ProtonVPN's service, privacy practices, and pricing? They also have a free tier available that, although limited to one device, has no ads or data caps and doesn't log your activity, unlike most of the free VPN services out there. VPNs are an excellent privacy and security tool that every user of the internet should be familiar with! We aren't affiliated with Proton and we don't get any kickbacks if you sign up with them, but I'm a satisfied customer and I wanted to take this chance to let you know that.

Again, we're so incredibly sorry to have to make this announcement, and I personally promise you that I will continue to fight this law, and all of the others like it that various states are passing, with every inch of the New Jersey-bred stubborn fightiness you've come to know and love over the last 16 years. The instant we think it's less legally risky for us to allow connections from Mississippi IP addresses, we'll undo the block and let you know.

Call for Broadcasters!

Aug. 25th, 2025 10:58 am
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We need seven men/women/talking cats/intern porgs with a translator to join us for the Fall to deliver us the linkdrops from the previous day! Bonus points are given for style, substance, and starting weird fake wars with imaginary wildlife.

Please sign up below either as a regular broadcaster or a backup (and let me know if you can continue with the trend of self-squirreling)! If you are a returning radio person, let me know if your current day works or if you'd prefer a new one. The new schedule will begin this coming Sunday, August 31st!

Fandom Radio - Sunday (8/24)

Aug. 24th, 2025 10:27 am
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It's Sunday once more and we have... you know I'm being honest when I say this should have been in an email. But fine.

Ahem.

Over Easy and Raiden dealt with the influx of zucchini. Is that a thing? A summer thing? Either way, he wasn't having it.

And that's all I have. But next week should be more busy at least. Ciao!

Fandom Radio, Saturday, August 23

Aug. 23rd, 2025 09:14 am
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Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you the last news from the summer term--and everything else the squirrels took notice of yesterday, as well, but we shall begin with the school, where Drama in the Park-a-Rama presented their play (in the park, of course), with promise of an afterparty at the Waffle House, which I do hope arrived for the occasion. Miss Belle and Mr. Rogers were standout performers, according to the squirrels, who have also taken care to note that I was in the audience. Markets of the World visited a fish market in Tokyo, where it seems Miss Zarrin was not much of a fan of all of the fish, and Mr. Rand likewise expressed some, shall we say, doubt about the fish to Miss Beniko. There was, I must say, quite a lot of fish. First Aid 2: First Aider had a practical exercise for their final exam, and it seems Captain Flint received high marks! Congratulations, sir!

Let's now move along to the--ah, I see there is news from the dormitory. The porg is very excited. I'm sure we're all very happy for the porg. It seems that Miss Zarrin was reading a book and eating peaches in the second floor common room, where she was joined by Miss Belle, with whom she discussed her reading material, which was apparently somewhat lacking, and Mr. Gray, who was in the process of moving out of the dormitory. I am sure we shall all dearly miss having to step over him on the staircases whilst he sleeps the day away. He and Miss Zarrin discussed their siblings, sin, and Miss Zarrin's reading material versus real pirates, whilst he and Miss Belle discussed his plans for the future now that he has concluded his schooling.

We conclude with the town, where Needful Things remained closed for refurbishment, as well as because Dr. Quinn had gone out. Whilst she was out she called upon Dr. Isley at Pick Your Poison. Dr. Quinn told Dr. Isley that she and Mr. Spector have decided to be friends, which course of action Dr. Isley had some doubts about, and Dr. Isley informed Dr. Quinn about her, shall we say, less than productive conversation with Mr. Grant and Mr. Spector the day before. At Turtle & Canary Mr. Argentum was learning about the Tooth Fairy, and I don't know what that is but I do know that one should never muck about with the fae, and one that deals in teeth sounds terrifying. Miss Eleanor was enjoying some peaches of her own at Plant Parenthood, and goodness, now you have me wanting peaches. At Miss Skywalker's warehouse, the aforementioned Miss Skywalker was distracted by the woodchucks gossiping about her, before they turned to judging Dean Skywalker's form. And with that, dear listeners, I have come to the end of my notes, so I'm off to enjoy our week of holiday. Farewell until next time!

Fandom Radio, Friday, August 22, 2025

Aug. 22nd, 2025 09:57 am
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Good morning, everyone, this is Captain Steve Rogers with yesterday's news.

*defensive chittering*

No, that's not a criticism! In my day, we were getting three-week-old news! You guys are doing swell. This is the last week of classes, and so Raiden took Pizza class to Rome and not Sweden because "that would be cruel", and I have to admit I'm now kind of curious about Swedish pizza. Roman pizza was delicious, though. Markets of the World ended the summer in Tokyo, though Jack was dubious about what they were going to do with fresh fish. Finding New Hobbies explored photography with guest lecturer Prompto. Steven was worried that he'd lost time, but he showed up on time for his correct class on a Thursday, so I think he's okay unless he subscribes to Colonel Phillips' 'if you're on time, you're late' school of thought. Prompto told Stark that Noctra is meeting her first chocobo--

*chittering*

I'm getting 'rideable chicken' from the picture the squirrels have drawn, so I hope that's close? And Liliana's final class explored the time Urza finally died, but still remains the worst. She and Ignis then made househunting plans for the weekend.

In town, Jack's phone kept ringing and ringing. When he finally picked it up, it was definitely not news that required a phone call.

*chittering*

I don't know what 'phone calls are Boomer nonsense' means. Prompto offered to grab brunch stuff for lunch for Liz on his way back from helping in Stark's class, Luma was painting her nails at Pixie Dust once scrolling her phone got dull, and the Supper Club went out for Korean barbecue and hot pot, even though all the participants were confused by both concepts. Henry didn't know what barbecue even was, but it's definitely not related to pizza, pal. Hot pot is also not barbecue soup, oh my goodness. Maybe I'll invite myself along on one of these excursions because recapping this makes me sad when Ignis isn't there to explain things. Lydia told Rey that they'd be cooking their own dinner, so let's cross our fingers and hope that the restaurant stepped in before they made barbecue soup or Flint burned his way through a second pot in two days.

Steven was a little twitchy behind the desk at the museum before Pam, introducing herself as Poison Ivy, so I'm guessing this was a professional call, told Steven that he owed Harley--who Pam explained is her girlfriend in a different reality and her friend-friend here--an apology for calling her, quote, "too hurt to accept kindness." Steven, instead of agreeing that a comment like that would warrant an apology, said that because he didn't know Pam was who she said she was, she might be making up her interest in Harley's emotional well-being. Pam took that...less well...and then Marc showed up. What?

*chittering*

Oh, this is a Bruce and the Hulk sort of situation?

*awkward pause*

Right, you don't know what I'm talking about. Anyway, Marc told Pam to forget about what happened here, which seems especially unlikely since I've now recapped this for the radio. The brochure rack got destroyed again, and then Watts showed up for their every-other-week Thursday lunch. He got a brief recap of Pam's visit and then they discussed how she might've gotten the name Poison Ivy.

Finally, at the Devil's Nest, Thor was making coconut cocktails while Tiny was building coconut defenses and we're...we're just gonna note that and end the broadcast. Have a great weekend, everyone!

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